Exactly.
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I talk a lot. On Twitter. On Facebook. To the homeless man that usually hangs out on the Corner of Main and 1st.
Clearly, I need more avenues for communicating my thoughts. Welcome.
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Aw, hell yeah. FLIGHT ITINERARY CHANGE.
Who’s gonna be 29 minutes better rested for the big San Fran Tweet-up?
“victoria”
I know it’s a day late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VICTORIA!
In other news, I like markers.
THIS is super awesome. Victoria, coincidentally, is also super awesome.
GPOYW: The “Why Am I At Work The Day Before Thanksgiving?” Edition
(via hotncoldfuture)
**COUGH COUGH COUGH**
I am SURE it is an error that the person above did not give credit to the artist, Mike Monteiro, RIGHT?
Yup x 4.
GPOYW - OMG R. Kelly Was Right You Really Can Fly If You Believe OMG OMG OMG edition
Alright. That’s it. GPOYW has been won. We can all stop trying now.
Oh. Em. Gee.
I don’t care that he’s a douchebag. I don’t care that he’s a cheeseball song writer. I don’t care it’s embarrassing that I adore him. I’m going to see him play in Charlottesville, VA, and I’m excited. So there.
I was not in the holiday spirit until...
…I saw thirty 2-year-olds wearing hand-painted, grocery bag turkey costumes screeching Thanksgiving songs (some of which were in Spanish) whilst doing adorable 2-year-old dance moves before retiring to their pre-school classroom to entertain their families over mini-kitchen sets with green punch and Goldfish crackers.
Let’s remember, this admission is coming from someone who plans never to reproduce.
But, but, they were wearing construction paper feather hats. And they had snotty noses. And I died of cuteness overload.
GPOYTSIS: GPOYT Sweating in Singapore.
Ha! I always pictured you as short and round. I guess this means everyone pictures me as creamy and full of saturated fat.
I would buy a plane ticket to Austin for any one of these.
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